{"id":4272,"date":"2013-07-30T02:36:55","date_gmt":"2013-07-30T09:36:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/add-vodka.com\/?p=4272"},"modified":"2015-06-10T14:49:49","modified_gmt":"2015-06-10T21:49:49","slug":"how-money-is-like-popcorn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/add-vodka.com\/how-money-is-like-popcorn\/","title":{"rendered":"How Money is Like Popcorn"},"content":{"rendered":"
I came home from Chicago with a massive bag full of Garrett’s popcorn (Chicago Mix, if you must know what flavour) which I hunted down at the O’Hare airport for J. Never mind that I’m eating it all right now while he wallows in ignorance in the next room. I don’t know if he’s drowned out the rustles of the popcorn bag or if he’s resigned himself to the fact that I’ll likely sick my dachshund on him if he tries to reclaim in, but he’s not reacting.<\/p>\n